March 1, 2012
Client: Btw I'm paying my invoice on full next month. Please let me know what Web hosting for another year is going to be.
Me: If you pay the invoice in full, hosting for 2012 is waived.
Client: Okay, Captain Generosity.
December 10, 2011

Stay Late & Starve?

One of my clients works during the day, so to meet with him, I agreed to stay late at the office, he thoughtfully brought me dinner.

MBC

June 21, 2011 • 3 notes

A developer wrote his proposal for me in code

count = 0;for every time (My Company is served by Your Services){ if (time.isRelatedTo(research) && isWorthwhile(time)) count++;}

if (count * avgTimeValue >= 60 minutes) My Company.pay(Your Services); 
if (count * avgProjectValue >= Proposed Estimate) My Company.pay(Your Services); 

function isWorthwhile(time){ return time benefits company significantly or time overcomes My Company weakness or time gets My Company butts //after all it’s good for us and My Company}
March 25, 2011

Compensate for using my headspace

“hey, I drug this out an extra week and put us off schedule so I am going to go ahead and pay half of the final bill, so you aren’t feeling so bad about waiting on me to close this project.”

MBC

December 17, 2010

Responsible, Prompt, Generous

Client: Hey while I am paying you for this invoice is there an outstanding balance?
Me: Yes. (Names amount)
Client: Okay let me add that, how about I pay you a retainer for a little additional work?
Me: Sure.
Client: That comes to $2,750.00. Let's just round it to an even $3K.
♥MBC
November 12, 2010

one of the projects i am working on

Is for a pianist. Problem is; his music leads me to tears and i cannot work with blurred vision.

MBC

August 18, 2010

After accepting my bid on a large project

My client let me know they thought it was a little low and added several thousand dollars to the contract.

MBC watch’n my back

July 20, 2010

Going out of the way for each other

I asked my client if he could pay on an invoice as soon as possible, he said “You need paid?” and agreed to meet me on his lunch break with a check.

MBC

April 25, 2010

today

I recieved a check in the mail on time, and the client paid double the invoice with a note that said “you are worth twice the price”

my best clients